Military service might be fun as can be derived from these images!兵役可能的乐趣，因为可以从这些图片！
Continue reading ‘Military Jokes and Humor’ 继续阅读军事笑话和幽默'
Tag Archive for 'Humor'标记封存'幽默'
Can you imagine what these guys are gonna feel the next moment after the shoot?你能想象是什么这些家伙是哪里觉得未来的时刻后拍？ I hope I will never be in these kind of situation.我希望我永远不会在这种情况。
Continue reading ‘Ouch That is gonna hurt like hell’ 继续读'乌这是在哪里伤害了像地狱'
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 58实际报纸的头条新闻（所收集的记者）
1. 1 。 Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says出事了，在上空坠毁，机上，专家说，
2. 2 。 Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers警方开始运动，运行下来不小心过马路
3. 3 。 Saftey Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted安全专家说，学校巴士乘客应belted
4. 4 。 Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case喝醉酒得到九个月在小提琴案件
5. 5 。 Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents幸存者连体婴儿加入家长
6. 6 。 Farmer Bill Dies In House农民去世条例草案在众议院
7. 7 。 Iraqi Head Seeks Arms伊拉克头部旨在武器
8. 8 。 Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?是否有一个环的碎片靠近天王星？
9. 9 。 Stud Tires Out种轮胎出
10. 10 。 Prostitutes Appeal To Pope妓女呼吁教宗
Continue reading ‘58 Real Newspaper Headlines’ 继续阅读'58真正报纸的头条'
1. 1 。 Sing the Batman theme continuously.唱蝙蝠侠主题不断。
2. 2 。 In the memo field of all your checks, write “for best sex I ever paid for.”在备忘录中的所有领域，您的支票，写上“最好的性别是我支付” 。
3. 3 。 Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”指定您的驱动器-通过秩序，是“去” 。
4. 4 。 Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”学习摩尔斯电码，并已与朋友的谈话在公众构成的完全“ beeeep综合保险计划综合保险计划beeep综合保险计划… … ”
5. 5 。 Order Pizza to other people’s house.为了披萨给其他人的房子。
6. 6 。 Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.逗自己无休止小时连接摄像机到电视机上，然后将它指向屏幕上。 <
7. 7 。 Speak only in a “robot” voice.发言，只有在一个“机器人”的声音。
8. 8 。 Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.推动所有单位读件一起紧紧。
9. 9 。 Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub”.开始，每一餐所突出的舔您所有的食物，并宣布，这是没有人会“刷卡您的蛴螬” 。
10. 10 。 Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.离开复印机设置，以减少200 ％ ，课外黑暗， 17英寸的文件， 98份。
Continue reading ‘One Hundred and One Ways to Annoy People’ 继续阅读' 101途径烦扰的人'
Oui, the biker frog, is fond of doing different cool tricks, among which sitting on a miniature motorcycle is probably the most famous. oui ，骑车青蛙，是喜欢做不同的冷却手段，其中会议上的一个缩影摩托车大概是最有名的。 According to Oui’s owner ‘he loves playing with human toys and posing for photographs’.据oui的主人'他喜欢玩玩具及人类乔装为照片' 。 I love it!我爱它！
Continue reading ‘The Biker Frog - Oui’ 继续读'骑车青蛙-o ui'
Questions that have Confused humankind问题混淆了人类
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”谁是第一人看牛说： “我想我会挤压这些dangly的东西，在这里，和饮料，无论出来的” ？
Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”谁是第一人说： “看到鸡有… … 。我在哪里吃的下一件事，来outta它的屁股” 。
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?为什么多士炉始终有一个设置烧伤的致祝酒辞，以可怕的脆，没有像样的人会吃？
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?为什么有一轻，在冰箱，而不是在冰箱？
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?如果麦裂缝的玉米和没有人关心，为什么有一首歌对他呢？
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?可以灵车运载一具尸体，驱动器在合伙用车里？
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?如果教授对吉利根的岛屿可以使一个电台出来的椰子，为什么不能修复，他一个洞，一条船呢？
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?为什么人指向他们的手腕时，要求的时间，但不要点他们的枝杈材时，他们要求的地方，浴室是什么？
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?为什么您的转播gyn离开房间，当你得到undressed如果他们是去看看那里吗？
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?为何不疯疯癫癫的屹立，而冥王星仍然是对所有四个？ They’re both dogs!他们两个狗！
What do you call male ballerinas?你有什么要求男性芭蕾舞？
Continue reading ‘Questions That Have Confused Humankind Forever’ 继续阅读'的问题，混淆了人类永远'
An American company and a Japanese company decided to engage in a boat race.一家美国公司和一家日本公司决定进行在一个划船赛。 Both race teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance levels.这两个种族队，实行长期的和难以达到的高峰表现水平。 On the big day they felt ready.对大天他们认为准备就绪。 The Result is the Japanese team won by a mile!结果是，日本队赢得的一英里！
The American team was discouraged by the loss.美国队是沮丧的损失。 The morale sagged.士气下跌。 Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend the corrective action.公司法人治理决定的原因为惨败，不得不找到，所以一家咨询公司聘用了这一问题进行调查，并建议采取纠正行动。
The consultant’s finding: The Japanese team had 8 people rowing and 1 steering.顾问公司的调查结果：日本队有8人划艇和1个督导。 The American team had 1 person rowing and 8 people steering.美国队有1人划艇和8人督导。 After one year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team.经过一年的研究和分析，花了数百万的问题，顾问公司的结论是，太多人被督导，并没有足够的人划艇对美国队。 So as race day neared again the following year, the American team’s management structure was completely reorganized.因此，作为比赛当天再次接近次年，美国队的管理结构是完全重组。 (Sound familiar?) （听起来很熟悉呢？ ）
The new structure: Four steering managers, three area steering supervisors, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat, to provide a work incentive.新的结构：四督导管理人员，三区的督导主管，和一个新的业绩审查制度的人划艇船民，提供一个工作的诱因。 That year, the Japanese won by two miles!!!这一年，日本赢得两英里！
Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem!!!屈辱，美国公司下岗了rower为表现欠佳，并给出了管理人员的奖金，发现问题！