Oui, the biker frog, is fond of doing different cool tricks, among which sitting on a miniature motorcycle is probably the most famous. According to Oui’s owner ‘he loves playing with human toys and posing for photographs’. I love it!
Questions that have Confused humankind
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
An American company and a Japanese company decided to engage in a boat race. Both race teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Result is the Japanese team won by a mile!
The American team was discouraged by the loss. The morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend the corrective action.
The consultant’s finding: The Japanese team had 8 people rowing and 1 steering. The American team had 1 person rowing and 8 people steering. After one year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team. So as race day neared again the following year, the American team’s management structure was completely reorganized. (Sound familiar?)
The new structure: Four steering managers, three area steering supervisors, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat, to provide a work incentive. That year, the Japanese won by two miles!!!
Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem!!!
We All love blonde jokes so here is my favorite: A blonde girl walks into our local garage and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”.We all looked at each other confused.
Another customer asked, “What is a ’seven-hundred-ten’?”
She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..” She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
Still perplexed, he then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a ‘710′ on this car?”
She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there”.
If you’re not sure what a 710 is > > >>
No pics in this post, but these are really funny:
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
“You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me… I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Australian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?”
The Englishman replied, with a smile, “Very sporting of your Mother.”
This poor duck mommy lost almost all her babies while crossing a storm drain! who invented storm drains anyway?
To spot a hacker is definitely not easy! They seem to be always in the shadow, right behind your back, watching and recording your every move while you are asleep, reading your email and only god know what else…but these two…is it just me who is a bit paranoid or do these guys really look like they are hacking the train?
Did you know that the act of kissing can help you lose weight, relax, express love, boost your immune system, improve your self-esteem, manage stress and stimulate your brain cells. Have we captivated your interest yet? Is it too good to be true? Science says no!
